FIRST: I wake up with a sheering pain in my nose I see what it is and I have bloody sheets and bloody hands I looked like MION... so now my favorite sheets are ruined...

SECOND: My brother thought it would be funny to make me smell like vanilla all bloody day so when I got up and went down stairs I got my present from one of my friends poured on me... it stung like a bitch since TUCKER gave me a couple new scratches, one of em is on my nose like right across it, that hurt so bad.

THIRD: Then I get a nice present... a fcuking cavity and teh bloody dentist said "oh, well we can deal with it right now" and my mom's all like "sure," so teh dentist said "this will only hurt a bit..." more like getting a donkey to kick you in your mouth. So I start to whine and complain a bit and teh dentist has the nerve to say... "oh come on you baby, it can't hurt that bad" right then I wanted to just punch a her and a baby. (surprisingly)

FOURTH: AND for my last thing thats horrible about my life now... I'm totally not going to watch "two girls, one cup" EVAR AGAIN... IT WAS SO... IT was the worst thing I have ever seen in my life... and... just no... UHHHHHHHHH